So I lied. Go figure.

The good news is: You're going to live. The bad: You're going to live here.
I know you've all had your eyes on this space for weeks now in anticipation of the much heralded and highly exalted CONCEPT. Well, Ladies and Gents, lay in the Visine supplies and a case or two of your favorite stimulant-rich concoction. Today ain't your day. The good Doctor has other irons in the fire at the moment and is far too busy to cater to the idle whims of the masses.
Maybe I can pencil you in for sometime later this week? Perhaps you would like to have a seat in our luxurious and spacious Waiting Room and pray for a cancellation of some prior appointment? God knows, I do...